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Thursday, October 26, 2006

தர்ம(???)புரி

"உங்கள் உயிர் உங்கள் கையில்"
Disclaimer: Fwd thaan...

*********************** "Darmapuri Review"
***********************

If you are still in Diwali mood, please don’t read the following review, After the
major downfall of Ajith’s tirupathi by its director..per ..per ..perarasu….he was
thinking who could he terminate next and ..yes….he got our captain and that’s the
evolution of a legendary universal(tamil) film “DHARMAPURI”…

Precautionary steps to watch this film:

1.Four pieces of cotton…(2 to keep in ears…and the rest 2 will be kept in
our noses after we watch the film fully)
2. zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.
3. itch guard (b’cos paadhi padam paarthu namaku udambellam pull’arikum’).

Actors:

Captain Vijaykanth(3/4 screen…),Heroine-achacho paavam(not even 4
scenes including songs),comedy..all scenes where captain comes becomes
comedy to the core.All other vetti actors(donno what they do � time).

Moments of the film:

1.Captain’s intro:----- NO ever Indian..oops..hollywood film could ever
try such imagination to project his hero to this level as perarasu does.
(u deserve an applause..).while all his partymen,first bench fans,wait for
his entry in screen..there comes captain to save a minister’s girl from a
rowdy in rameswaram..rowdy threatens everyone including policemen
nearby with his gun and no one goes near him(obvious..)Captain looks
at him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns him 3 times(Indian
cinema rule..not more than 3) and then shoots at him..the bullet hits
vijaykanth’s chest…and reflects back and hits the rowdy’s chest
and kills him
…Please wait…don’t get astonished.then he takes out the
“archani plate”he hids in his shirt(what a archanai thattu..if u can get for
10 rs.it acts as bullet proof and cd save ur life).

Advice to all military forces:please dismantle all ur bullet proof shields and
get archanai thattu’s for them. cost cutting one.

2.most of the film people are doing silly things and no body including
captain doesn’t understands why they r doing such thing.if time permits
captain gets his costume change and start performing exercises..iam sorry..
dances.. and 30 to 40 dancers surround him and shout”neenga thaan
nallavar, neenga thaan vallavar, neenga naaliku CM, morningna AM,eveningna
PM”…happa horrible torture and where on earth his costumes are picked up…
fluorescent coloured shirt specially and he makes to a point that in all scenes
including his duet or romantic scene his party’s “flaming torch”symbol is
projected well.And a grand make up like rajkiran with a big crown on his
head and sandal on his body(weak hearted people pls omit the scene)

3. Half the film is like assembly meetings and virudhachalam campaign
speeches.and everybody including the villain praises him.
“naan adangi poravan illai adakitu poravan”
“ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani aala thaan irupaar”
“ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavangalukku etcharikai(thumbikkai)”
"ivar naadodi illai….naadodi mannan”..

When u atleast have the peace that the director Perarasu didn’t act in this
film as he did in tirupathi….after interval even that dream goes crashed..
oops.here we have his entry as “Speed”lawyer perarasu.he comes and
says”naan porandha edam sivakasi, valarandha idam tirupachi, pona idam
tirupathi,ipo nikaradhu dharmapuri”innum neraya idam poven….(oh god
we are done for…mokkanayakanur,paanaampati,paradesipalayam..lots
to come ). Soon he will become best competitor of T rajendhar.

Note:- don’t miss the scene where captain hits 50 men in a row with a
single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves couldn’t get it right. And als
the scene where captain blasts 1000 figure bombs(kanni vedi.he..he)
with his small remote control which we use for MP3 players in car’s.
(technology drives…)

Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn’t see the climax, I came away � hr before
climax as I was in a mood to hit my head somewhere and cry badly seeing this.

Last but not least “Dharma puri”---poisonous pani puri. Die another day.

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சொல்ல வேண்டியத சொல்லிட்டேன். முடிவு உங்க கைல !!!

36 Comments:

At Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:44:00 AM, Blogger மு.கார்த்திகேயன் said...

me first..
send the puliyotharai parcel arun..


will comment after read the post :-))

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:51:00 AM, Blogger மு.கார்த்திகேயன் said...

/Four pieces of cotton…(2 to keep in ears…and the rest 2 will be kept in
our noses after we watch the film fully)//

LOL Arun :-))

// zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.//

eppaa, thanga mudiyalai

//start performing exercises..iam sorry..dances..//

captain..iniyum neenga padaththula nadikkanumaa..

ahaa..kalaachalaana fwd arun..

paavam vijayakanth.. therthalukku munnadi intha padan vanthiruntha vijayakanth andi akiruppar pOla

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:26:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@karthikeyan,
blog padicha namakke blood-na theatre-la paathavanga uyiroda irupaanganu nenaikireenga?
pudiyunga puliyodarai...

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:07:00 PM, Blogger indianangel said...

kalasiputeenga ponga! irundhaalum gaptan padatha comedy timeunnu nenacchu paarka vendiyadhudhaan! :)

//dharmapuri - poisonous pani puri
Ultimate! :)

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:39:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@IA
captain padam eppavum full time comedy thaan... kooda perarasu vera..
what a lethal combination !!!

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:35:00 PM, Blogger கடல்கணேசன் said...

அருண்,
நான் கமெண்ட் எழுதி பப்ளிஷ்னு சொன்னா, 'உங்க அக்கவுண்ட் பீட்டாவுக்கு மெர்ஜ் ஆயிருச்சு..'ன்னு என்னவோ சொல்லுது.. பேரரசு நம்மளையும் கவுத்துட்டாரா?

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:38:00 PM, Blogger கடல்கணேசன் said...

ஹையா.. இந்த தடவை என்னமோ நடந்து கமெண்ட் போயிருச்சு. சரி நான் போன தடவை எழுதினத மறுபடியும் எழுதறேன்..(ச்சே)

திருப்பதி படத்தோட பாட்டை டிவியில பார்த்து 'மவனே செத்தாலும் பேரரசு டைரக்ட் பண்ண படம் மட்டும் பார்க்கக் கூடாது'ன்னு எப்பவோ முடிவு பண்ணிட்ட்டேன்.

ஒவ்வொரு ஹீரோவா காலி பண்ணிட்டு வர்றார். (அவருக்கு ஹீரோ ஆசை இருப்பதாலா)

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@ganesan,
kanakku pannumpodu sorry paakumbodu unga mail :)

rendu comments-um enakku vandurku, publish kooda panna mudiyudu !!!

//அவருக்கு ஹீரோ ஆசை இருப்பதாலா//
ini ida vera thaanganumaa TamilNadu.. :(

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:32:00 PM, Blogger Syam said...

ROTFL..... :-)


enna irundhaalum neenga gabdon ah ivalo otti iruka koodaathu...neenga ivalo soooober review kuduthu irukarathu avaruku theirinja solluvaar

enna arungumaar ungaluku blog irundha enna vena eludhuveengala...enakum gumbuter dherium naanum bosting boduven..andha bosting ku 1 lathachu mubathi rendaairathu naanuthi irubathi oru gumment vaangi gaatrana illayaanu baaru

 
At Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:38:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@syam,
thala, unga karpanai soober... aana,avaru style-la anda "ahhnn" missing :(

idu oru FWD'nu disclaimer vitturkene !!! paakaliya neenga?

review marakka vachirucha? :)

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 2:31:00 AM, Blogger கடல்கணேசன் said...

அருண்,

கணக்கு பண்றதில் நீங்க புலி தான்.. ஆனா நான் முதல்ல எழுதின ஒரு கமெண்ட் போகலை.. அதைத்தான் திரும்பவும் மூணாவது எழுதி, உங்க கணக்கில் இரண்டு தான் இருக்கு..

சரி, இந்த கமெண்ட் சேர்த்தா, நான் எழுதினது மொத்தம் நாலு.. நீங்க பப்ளிஷ் பண்றது மூணு.. கணக்கு சரியா..

@Syam.. kepputan dayalagu superu.

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Syam said...

// aana,avaru style-la anda "ahhnn" missing//

Arun, avar maathiri panna try pannalaam...avar rage ku ellam vara mudiyuma...avaru ellam aarathi thatta bullet prof ah use panravaru... :-)

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Syam said...

//@Syam.. kepputan dayalagu superu.
//

@Ganesan, romba nandringov :-)

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 12:57:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@Ganesan,
neenga brazil ellam poi kanakku panravaru.. inda onnu,rendu,moonu kanakku thappaguma?

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:05:00 PM, Blogger Priya said...

very funny. Neengale ezhudhineengala forwarded a??

ippa nakkal panravangalukkellam alwa maadhiri gabdon dhan kidaippar pola...

ROFTL @ syam.. adha gabdon voice la padichu pathen...sirippu thangla..

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:06:00 PM, Blogger Priya said...

//idu oru FWD'nu disclaimer vitturkene !!! //

oh! ippa dhan pathen arun.

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:08:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

Fwd thaanga...

//Disclaimer: Fwd thaan...// nu blog-la first-ae sollirkene...

anyway, this Fwd is worth saving lives :)

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 1:10:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

unga update-a naan paakala!!!

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 2:29:00 PM, Blogger Sandai-Kozhi said...

naanga innum diwali moodla irukkom.so post padikkavae illa.;)
--SKM

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 2:44:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

Diwali mood la irundu vandadukku approm

BUT

padam paakaradukku munnadi

ennoda post padichirunga !!!

avalo thaan naan solluven...

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 3:53:00 PM, Blogger Dreamzz said...

secret : ahaa...padam pakka pona..bayampuruthi anupaaranagala..
nallavelai sonninga

Veliyala: Ada..yaarappa ithu namma gaptain a pathi ennomo solrathu..

 
At Friday, October 27, 2006 4:06:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@dreamzz
inda padamellam oru full length comedy serial paakara maathiri paakanum.. sooperaa enjoy pannalaam !!!

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 4:04:00 AM, Blogger ambi said...

ROTFL :)

me too got this fwd. i wonder how the producer bare the cost for such kind of mokkai stories and production costs.

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@ambi
nethi gapden intro scene (adaanga, bullet gapdenoda chest-la pattu return adikkume) paathen...

ennatha solla... rendu kannu pathala !!! perarasu room potu yosippannu nenaikiren !!!

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:31:00 PM, Blogger தி. ரா. ச.(T.R.C.) said...

நீங்க இவ்வளவு சொன்னப்பறம் அந்த படம் ஓடுர தியேட்டர் இருக்கும் தெருபக்கமே போக மாட்டேன். ஆனால் என் பையன் ரிலீஸான அனைத்து படங்களயும் 2 நாளில் முடித்து விட்டான்

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:31:00 PM, Blogger தி. ரா. ச.(T.R.C.) said...

நீங்க இவ்வளவு சொன்னப்பறம் அந்த படம் ஓடுர தியேட்டர் இருக்கும் தெருபக்கமே போக மாட்டேன். ஆனால் என் பையன் ரிலீஸான அனைத்து படங்களயும் 2 நாளில் முடித்து விட்டான்

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:31:00 PM, Blogger தி. ரா. ச.(T.R.C.) said...

நீங்க இவ்வளவு சொன்னப்பறம் அந்த படம் ஓடுர தியேட்டர் இருக்கும் தெருபக்கமே போக மாட்டேன். ஆனால் என் பையன் ரிலீஸான அனைத்து படங்களயும் 2 நாளில் முடித்து விட்டான்

 
At Saturday, October 28, 2006 6:21:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@trc,
//அனைத்து படங்களயும் 2 நாளில் முடித்து விட்டான்//

அனைத்த is including dharmapuri? If so, hats off to your son :)

 
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 9:58:00 PM, Blogger Janani said...

Aha.... Sema forward...Dhool kalapiteenga...

 
At Sunday, October 29, 2006 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@janani
gapten thaanga dhool kalappirkaaru.. esp his introduction scene !!! out of the world thought :)

 
At Monday, October 30, 2006 10:53:00 AM, Blogger Karthik B.S. said...

eppppa sema comedy.....
indha kodumaiku indha padatha inga oru theatrela first day-ve relase pannanga! Avanga katchi kaaranga ellam orey celebrations.... pandhal ellam potu..theatrey oru amakalam padinaanga....


aana naama pogala la! :)

 
At Monday, October 30, 2006 11:50:00 AM, Blogger Sandai-Kozhi said...

post padichutten.
sema comedy padamnu sollunga.Just yesterday watched 23m pulikesi and pullarichu poi irukken.indha padam patha pakkathu veedu aadu vandhu meira alavukku pullarichudum pola.
your comments dhool.--SKM

 
At Monday, October 30, 2006 1:14:00 PM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@karthik,

//aana naama pogala la! :)//

uyir polachinga :)


@SKM
//indha padam patha pakkathu veedu aadu vandhu meira alavukku pullarichudum pola.//

LOL :)

 
At Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:57:00 AM, Blogger Has to be me said...

Hi Arun
firstly thanx 4 stopping by my blog & hope 2 c u around!
This one was just tooooo hilarious! Sirippu thangala! And I was imagining Kaptein doing those axeshen & saying those dayalague! Sooper!

 
At Thursday, November 02, 2006 8:34:00 AM, Blogger Arunkumar said...

@htbm,
i saw gapten's intro scene and guess what, couple of eyes is not enuf !!
-Arun

 
At Wednesday, November 08, 2006 1:31:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Arun

Just now i got a chance to see this comment.Its really nice :-)

 

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